The Official Japanese School Girl Webpage


Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is about Japanese school girls, REAL JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS. This site is awesome. My name is Leo and I can't stop thinking about Japanese school girls. These girls are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.   Japanese school girls are mammals.
2.   Japanese school girls play video games ALL the time.
3.   The purpose of Japanese school girls is to flip out and beat people at Puzzle Bobble.


Weapons and Gear:


Arcade games

Video game console



Japanese school girl outfit

Testimonial:

Japanese school girls can beat any video game they want! Japanese school girls beat impossible games ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These girls are so awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard there was this Japanese school girl who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Japanese school girl beat the whole town at Tetris Attack. My friend Jessica said she saw a Japanese school girl get a S++ in every level in Ikaruga just because some kid put a quarter in an arcade machine.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Japanese school girls have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will beat your score at Space Harrier!!! It's an easy choice if you ask me.

Japanese school girls are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These girls are totally awesome and that's a fact. Japanese school girls are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start watching anime next year. I love Japanese school girls with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Japanese school girls?
A: Japanese school girls are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are cute and friendly, but on the other hand, they can beat any video game in the world by the time they are 4 years old.

Q: I heard that Japanese school girls are always short or magical. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Japanese school girls can be magical OR totally awesome.

Q: What do Japanese school girls do when their not beating Strider or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent petting cats, but sometimes they hack the planet. (Ask Jessica if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my best friend Jessica showing off.
She's good at video games and can beat Gradius with one credit,
which is bragable





The original Real Ultimate Power site.
My site.